My Saturday morning errand run as a Systems Engineer. I felt I must share .. : ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

  1. Tire pressures checked.
  2. Traffic contingencies mapped.
  3. Weather radar audited.
  4. Two backup phone cables packed.

Flawless! What a safety-critical execution for a 10 mins trip to Wickes.

Arrive at the till. Reaching into my pocket …

๐—œ ๐—™๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜! ๐—”๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ. ๐—ข๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐˜€ .. ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ.

Turns out two decades of risk-mitigation planning canโ€™t fix zero pre-coffee โ˜• brainpower!

A Great Saturday to anyone else currently over-engineering the wrong things!